There is a snail in my zebra.
Snailman
Snailman, Snailman,
Does whatever a snail can
A walk takes a month,any size,
He will go to the Mac,he likes fries
Look Out!
Here comes the Snailman.
Is he strong?
No way bud,
But he has a radioactive nosebleed.
Take a look downhead
Hey, there
There goes the Snailman.
In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Leaves a streak of light
He arrives past the time.
Snailman, Snailman
Friendly neighborhood Snailman
Wealth and fame
He's ingnored
Action is his reward.
To him, life is a great big bang up
Whenever there's a hang up
You'll find the Snail man.
I know, I know it sucks, but it suckss so much that is funny !!!
Also check this comic strip Rockwood: The Amazing Snail-Man and Spiderman tv show's lyrics at Classic cult television theme song lyrics.